You see the trailer, you see the opening minutes, and then you gradually come to regret picking this movie out. Its not emotional, but its also not exciting or interesting either.
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Otherlife
Otherlife is unfortunately just another movie with an interesting premise that fails to impress.
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Seven Psychopaths
Bullets hit their marks better than jokes do.
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The Grandmaster
Its an autobiography, and its a documentary about Chinese martial arts. However, the pacing is painfully slow, and the film uses slow motion so often I thought it’d never end.
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The Babadook
I watched this because of the endless praise from countless top ten movie sites; so I made my own site.
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The Witch
I watched this a second time thinking I misjudged it and I really don’t recommend seeing it once. 10/10 Bonnet reveal. 3 star farming simulator.
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The Golem
The Golem is as heartless a slow burn as the creature its about. Yes, despite this movie poster.
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Headshot
If you’ve seen The Raid 2 or The Night Comes for Us, this might be your next pick. Unfortunately, its nowhere near as good as either option.
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Raze
This movie is for you if you want some quick, brutal violence but the story is dull and there’s nothing else to cling to.