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Otherlife

02/21/202302/06/2020 by

Otherlife is unfortunately just another movie with an interesting premise that fails to impress.

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Seven Psychopaths

02/21/202302/02/2020 by

Bullets hit their marks better than jokes do.

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The Grandmaster

02/21/202301/22/2020 by

Its an autobiography, and its a documentary about Chinese martial arts. However, the pacing is painfully slow, and the film uses slow motion so often I thought it’d never end.

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Anon

02/21/202301/19/2020 by

Anon wraps a cool concept around a bad movie with fuel injected nudity to try to save it.

The Babadook

02/21/202301/18/2020 by

I watched this because of the endless praise from countless top ten movie sites; so I made my own site.

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The Witch

02/21/202301/16/2020 by

I watched this a second time thinking I misjudged it and I really don’t recommend seeing it once. 10/10 Bonnet reveal. 3 star farming simulator.

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The Golem

02/21/202301/12/2020 by

The Golem is as heartless a slow burn as the creature its about. Yes, despite this movie poster.

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Headshot

02/21/202301/10/2020 by

If you’ve seen The Raid 2 or The Night Comes for Us, this might be your next pick. Unfortunately, its nowhere near as good as either option.

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The Heretics

02/21/202312/31/2019 by

This is a film about building up to what you expect will inevitably happen, but it just lets you down when it does.

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As Above, So Below

02/21/202312/27/2019 by

Its Tomb Raider, in France, without the adventure and special effects.

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